The Apprentice’s new dance track with Sir Alan Sugar

I don’t think that anyone can actually imagine Sir Alan Sugar as a rapper at all, but you may have to. According to The Sun, a DJ has sampled some of Sir Alan’s best put-downs from TV’s The Apprentice, and mixed them up with the show’s theme tune. And yes, made a dance track out of it.

We don’t know exactly how it is going to sound but I’m sure we will hear soon enough. The song “Apprentice B-More Betta” is by DJ Dub and features classic lines from Sir Alan’s show, including “Who wants to speak first?” and of course those famous words “You’re fired.”

And to top it off, there is an accompanying video by DJ Dub’s mate DJ Yoda. This features clips of Sir Alan Sugar giving last year’s contestants a roasting. DJ Dub said “I’m a big fan of The Apprentice and put the track together as a bit of fun.” Sir Alan’s spokesman said that Sir Alan had heard the track but not yet given any feedback.