This is becoming absurd. Hollywood has spoken out about the infamous ‘Partygate’ scandal.

Boris taking part in a Zoom quiz without alcohol last Christmas is a way to stop it from eroding. It was true news that Downing Street workers had organized an illegal cheese and wine party while they were locked down last week.

The idea that there is one rule for them, and another for us all resonates with voters. It won’t go away in a hurry.

It is insignificant compared to the economic and social damage Plan B will cause.

Media should focus on that. Not scraping the barrel trying to find out if a junior journalist shared a bottle of sweet sherry and a secretary of the Department of Paperclips at No 10.

Attempts to keep it going by condemning Boris for taking part in a brief, booze-free Zoom quiz last Christmas are a bridge too far, a sign of desperation (stock image)

Boris’s participation in the Zoom quiz without alcohol last Christmas is condemned as an attempt to maintain it. Stock image

It is enough that the BBC has been dragging out jaded Remoaners who are attempting to compel Boris’s resignation. Sky, which is owned now by the superwoke U.S. Corporation Comcast, has not fared any better. Boris’s leadership is needed urgently.

But the sight of Beth Rigby pouting and gorgeous is amazing. She was suspended by Sky News last year after breaking lockdown.

Boris may have gotten himself in a corner. Boris’s ability to overcome the pressure of paint should not be underestimated.

The booster programme may have got off to a shaky start, but if he pulls it off it could prove to be his Get Out Of Jail Free card, the start of another reinvention — Boris 4.0, or wherever we’re up to now.

However, he isn’t done with his investigations. There are many questions he needs to be answered. Clive Myrie is Mastermind’s new host.

It pales into insignificance against the social and economic damage about to be inflicted by Plan B

 It pales into insignificance against the social and economic damage about to be inflicted by Plan B

You could do it like this. . .

Let’s now meet the first contestant. Please, please give your name.

Boris Johnson.

Your occupation?

World King.

Your specialist topic?

Boris Johnson: The Life and Times, starting December 2019.

Your time is two minutes. You can start now by answering questions related to your subject. You stated in July that coronavirus restrictions were ‘impossible to reverse’. It wasn’t, was it?

Pass.

You insisted last week that Plan B was unnecessary. Threety-six hour later, your position changed. Why?

Pass.

Omicron has been blamed for many hospitalizations in the UK.

Pass.

It is estimated that over a third of those who died have been affected by it.

Pass.

Last week, you insisted that there was absolutely no need to bring in Plan B. Thirty-six hours later you changed your mind. Why? (stock image)

You insisted last week that Plan B was unnecessary. Threety-six hour later, your position changed. Why? (stock image)

Your claim is that you are following science. Yet the alarmist predictions of SAGE, Professor Legover and the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine have been proved wrong time and again. Is it any wonder that you are still paying attention to them?

Pass.

One time, you once stated that if government forced people to use identity cards they would not eat theirs. But you now plan to get vaccine passports. They should be available for everyone to eat.

Pass.

The vaccine passports aren’t working in Scotland or elsewhere. They wouldn’t work in England, so why should they?

Pass.

You are telling employees that they need to work remotely, but can still attend the office Christmas party under Plan B. Is that logic?

Pass.

You can sing carols at a grocery store, but not at a church. Does that make sense?

Pass.

Talking of parties: Did you know that Downing Street employees held illegal wine and cheese ‘gatherings’ during the Christmas lockdown, while the rest of the country was locked down?

You once said that if the Government forced us to carry identity cards, you would eat yours. Yet you are now planning to bring in vaccine passports. Why shouldn't people eat them, too?

One time, you once stated that if government forced people to use identity cards they would not eat theirs. But you now plan to get vaccine passports. They should be available for everyone to eat.

Pass.

Why shouldn’t the rules be followed by the people making them?

Pass.

Do you think there will be many hotels and other hospitality businesses that go bust as a result of Plan B?

Pass.

Some Cabinet members, including Michael Gove, are demanding that we adopt a stricter Plan C.

Pass.

To stop the NHS becoming overloaded, how many lifesaving operations must be cancelled?

Pass.

Already, some Cabinet members like Michael Gove are said to be demanding we move to an even stricter Plan C

A few Cabinet members such as Michael Gove have already demanded that we go to a more strict Plan C

The restrictions were put in place to save the NHS, you say. It is the NHS’s responsibility to save us.

Pass.

What number of people died from heart disease, cancer and other serious diseases while the NHS focuses on Covid?

Pass.

Why are there fewer beds in the NHS now than there were this time last year, despite you giving it an extra £36 billion?

Pass.

What was the purpose of dismantling Nightingale Hospitals.

Pass.

You say the restrictions are designed to save the NHS. But isn't it the job of the NHS to save us? Pass (stock image)

The restrictions were put in place to save the NHS, you say. It is the NHS’s job to save us. Pass (stock picture)

Kate Bingham led the vaccine program to a remarkable success. Why didn’t you just shut it down, and give the responsibility back to the NHS bureaucrats?

Pass.

Why haven’t we started the booster programme sooner if there were a risk of another potentially deadly variant being developed?

Pass.

Omicron might prove mild. Will we still be locked down every new variant?

Pass.

How did you manage to spend more than £112,000 tarting up your Downing Street flat?

Pass.

Lulu Lytle, who on Earth is she and John Lewis what are their problems?

Pass.

The vaccine programme under Kate Bingham was a spectacular success. Why did you wind it down and hand back responsibility to the bureaucrats in the NHS?

Kate Bingham led the vaccine program to a remarkable success. Why didn’t you just shut it down, and give the responsibility back to the NHS bureaucrats?

You said you didn’t know the name of the Tory donor that paid the bill and claimed to have now paid the entire cost yourself. You where did the money come from?

Pass.

Your wife and you intervened to ensure that Pen Farthing’s animals were evacuated from Afghanistan prior to British soldiers, interpreters, and other loyal staff.

Pass.

Why would you want to fly less, stop using gas boilers, and get an expensive electric car to reduce carbon emissions?

Pass.

Are you regretting your split with Dominic Cummings now?

Pass.

Did you and your wife intervene to make sure that animals from Pen Farthing's petting zoo were flown out of Afghanistan before British soldiers, interpreters and other loyal staff?

Your wife and you intervened to ensure that Pen Farthing’s animals were evacuated from Afghanistan prior to British soldiers, interpreters, and other loyal staff.

Following the birth of your new baby daughter — congratulations — are you willing to tell us exactly how many children you have fathered?

Pass.

Which candidate will win the North Shropshire By-Election?

Pass.

Do you expect . . .

(beep, beep, beep) . . .

As I have started, so will I finish. Are you confident that the Tories will win the next General Election?

Pass.

Boris Johnson is done with the game. The last question is: How much longer do you believe you can continue doing it this way?

And at the end of that round, Boris Johnson, you have scored no points and passed on everything. One last question: how long do you think you can keep getting away with it?

Boris Johnson is done with the game. The last question is: How much longer do you believe you can continue doing it this way?