Jeremy Clarkson has revealed he suffered ‘smashed testicles’ after being attacked by considered one of his cows.
The Clarkson’s Farm star, 61, was nutted by considered one of his animals whereas making an attempt to herd them right into a brand-new barn he forked out £175,000 on to accommodate his animals over the winter months.
In his The Sunday Instances column, Jeremy wrote: ‘I had a plastic bag stuffed with cow treats, which I rattled to let the beasts know that meals was within the offing, however as they’re pasture-fed, that they had little interest in my nutty snacks. One among them, although, did have an curiosity in killing me.
Accident: Jeremy Clarkson has revealed he suffered ‘smashed testicles’ after being attacked by considered one of his cows
‘It is stated a cow can’t kick backwards however I can testify to the truth that this is not true. A cow can kick in any course. They’re like Bruce Lee, solely extra lethal and decided as a result of, having failed to attach together with her hoofs, she went for one more tack – placing her head between my legs after which elevating it neatly.
‘This labored properly and instantly I used to be on my knees within the mud with crossed eyes, making an attempt to push the cow away. This, it seems, is not possible. It is like making an attempt to push Westminster Abbey.’
Jeremy stated this was the bottom level in his farming profession up to now and was ‘very depressing’ afterwards.
Happily, the cow ultimately determined to cease tormenting the previous High Gear host and headed into her new environment.
Damage: The Clarkson’s Farm star, 61, was nutted by considered one of his mischievous moos whereas making an attempt to herd them right into a brand-new barn he forked out £175,000 on to accommodate his animals over the winter months
However this wasn’t Jeremy’s first painful incident in latest instances.
In December, the TV star sliced off a part of his thumb in a ugly kitchen accident whereas he was making chilli-flavoured crisps together with his girlfriend Lisa Hogan.
He wrote: ‘You slide the potato alongside it and the razor-sharp blade takes a slice off the underside. Then you definately slide it once more and it takes one other.
‘And you retain doing this, with a lot vigour, till ultimately your thumb is within the firing line and it take a slice off that. An enormous slice. A crisp-sized slice.
‘Lisa observed that beneath the mandolin, among the many slices of potato, there was a bit of meat. It was like a miniature pork chop, about 2cm lengthy, 1cm large and 3mm thick. And, sure, it was half my thumb.’
Column: Jeremy wrote: ‘It is stated a cow can’t kick backwards however I can testify to the truth that this is not true. A cow can kick in any course. They’re like Bruce Lee, solely extra lethal’
Jeremy purchased the plot of land in 2008 and documentary sequence Clarkson’s Farm follows the presenter’s highs and lows of tackling a 1,000 acre working farm.
The presenter just lately revealed he was ‘the happiest he has ever been’ and that he ‘cherished each second’ of filming the brand new hit present.
His Diddly Squat store is described as a ‘small barn full of fine, no-nonsense issues’ on its official web site.
The Amazon Prime sequence follows an intense and steadily hilarious yr within the lifetime of Britain’s very unlikely farmer and his workforce, as they cope with the worst farming climate in a long time, disobedient animals, unresponsive crops, and an surprising pandemic.
Unlucky: Jeremy stated the incident was the bottom level in his farming profession up to now and was ‘very depressing’ afterwards