Proper now, pootling alongside at jogging pace, this appears to be like extra like an episode of Mr Bean than a transport revolution quick coming down the observe. 

However right here, in an enormous Milton Keynes automotive park, I’m sitting in a prototype of one thing which might be about to do to Uber and its ilk what Uber did to the taxi commerce.

Briefly, you summon a taxi with no earache from the cabbie as a result of there isn’t one. You drive it your self for a fraction of the worth.

Known as Fetch, it’s a easy concept involving some very intelligent expertise. Consider it as a cross between a taxi, a rent automotive and a drone.

It really works like this. While you need to get someplace quick, you don’t leap in your personal automotive or summon a cab or an Uber. 

You faucet an app in your cellphone and an empty electrical automotive turns up wherever you occur to be, pushed to you by a driver working the factor remotely from a name centre.

You then hop in and drive your self wherever you need to go. And when you’ve gotten arrived, you merely abandon the car and one other distant driver will merely drive it again to the closest base or on to a different buyer.

It’s not solely environment friendly, nevertheless it’s about as Covid-compliant as you will get.

For now, it’s on the prototype part, utilizing electrical bubble vehicles on an enormous parking zone subsequent to the MK Dons soccer stadium.

However this isn’t a case of boffins tinkering with experimental pie-in-the-sky stuff. It already has authorities backing, native authority backing and, in two months, Fetch will probably be taking to public roads in a part of Milton Keynes. 

By the tip of this yr, there needs to be a fleet of ten conventional-looking, remote-controlled household saloons — most of which will probably be Kia Niros — working right here.

The authorities have granted the corporate a trial allow to function inside metropolis limits (recognising the distant driver because the accountable driver) and Milton Keynes council will subject Fetch with a taxi licence from March. 

In a huge Milton Keynes car park, I am sitting in a prototype of something which could be about to do to Uber and its ilk what Uber did to the taxi trade

In an enormous Milton Keynes automotive park, I’m sitting in a prototype of one thing which might be about to do to Uber and its ilk what Uber did to the taxi commerce

Inside two years, the scheme is anticipated to cowl your complete city after which Fetch operations will start in London and at sure airports. Whereupon the times of the airport automotive park could also be numbered.

For whether it is cheaper and simpler to hail an empty rent automotive while you need to catch a airplane, why would you go to the difficulty and expense of taking your personal car to a type of wasteland automotive parks miles from the terminal?

Past that, if this actually does take off, we might be a metamorphosis of public transport. 

That is additionally a reminder that, nevertheless a lot we might hear that post-Brexit Britain is an irredeemably ineffective basket case, the UK is definitely on the forefront of main world breakthroughs. For this complete venture really began life in Berlin.

Then the founders and the backers of Imperium Drive, the corporate behind Fetch, determined to maneuver the entire thing to the UK. 

A few workplaces behind a soccer floor reverse a KFC might not appear probably the most glamorous surrounds, however the Fetch workforce are very joyful.

‘We moved to Britain for 2 causes,’ says Koosha Kaveh, Imperium Drive’s chief govt. 

‘First, this nation has the very best entry to monetary capital for start-ups. And it’s additionally the simplest place for regulation. If we have been doing this in Germany or the U.S. or China, it might contain extra guidelines, extra licences and extra prices.’

Readers might recall the Mail first reporting on this scheme earlier this yr. Now, it’s time to see the factor for actual and in motion.

I’m one of many first extraordinary punters to present it a go, albeit beneath managed circumstances. Koosha lends me his cellphone, which already has the Fetch app put in, and I click on on it, simply as I’d if on the lookout for an Uber.

It reveals me that the closest out there automotive is a two-minute drive away in one other automotive park. It additionally reveals the quantity of cost left on the battery (49 per cent) and a rent price — 50p per mile on this case (although the ultimate tariff has but to be determined). 

I click on on ‘acquire automotive’ and it sends a sign to the management room. A member of workers, sitting at an workplace desk, in entrance of a steering wheel and 4 screens, begins driving the automotive spherical to fulfill me.

The screens give him a 360-degree view of the route and in subsequent to no time, my automotive pulls up. 

Had been this an actual journey, I’d simply hop in and go. Nevertheless, I need to see what the expertise is like.

I ask Koosha to take the automotive for a spin whereas I sit there my cellphone with my ft up. That, it should be stated, just isn’t simple on this tiddly little automotive, however Fetch will solely be utilizing regular-sized vehicles on the open highway.

The soccer floor is working as a part-time Covid vaccination centre and I actually present some mild leisure for these going to or from the queue for a jab. I’m hardly a menace to pedestrians as a few of them are going quicker than I’m.

I click on ¿collect car¿ and it sends a signal to the control room. A member of staff, sitting at an office desk, in front of a steering wheel and four screens, starts driving the car round to meet me. The screens give him a 360-degree view of the route and in next to no time, my car pulls up

I click on on ‘acquire automotive’ and it sends a sign to the management room. A member of workers, sitting at an workplace desk, in entrance of a steering wheel and 4 screens, begins driving the automotive spherical to fulfill me. The screens give him a 360-degree view of the route and in subsequent to no time, my automotive pulls up 

For now, the plan is to reassure the general public. 

For the primary 18 months of operation on the open highway, Fetch plans to ship a driver contained in the car on each supply. 

These drivers received’t be driving — although they’ll be capable to take the controls if they want — however are for present. 

‘They’re simply there in order that the general public and the authorities can get to see how this works with out worrying,’ says Koosha.

As soon as the automotive reaches the shopper, the driving force will hop out, retrieve a scooter from the boot and scoot again to base. In the end, they’ll simply disappear. 

Throughout the first couple of years, the automobiles will restrict their pace to 30mph, too. 

The entire enterprise relies on 5G cell telecommunication expertise, so Fetch can solely increase as quick as 5G protection is rolled out across the nation.

Koosha selected to set this up in Milton Keynes as a result of it’s nicely forward in its 5G protection — there’s a huge 5G mast exterior the stadium — and town has type in terms of attempting out new stuff (bear in mind the concrete cows?).

‘We’re a world chief on this form of expertise,’ says Peter Marland, the Labour chief of the coalition-run metropolis council, which is an enthusiastic supporter of the scheme. 

‘Producers like the truth that the individuals listed here are very open to innovation.’

He factors to the truth that Milton Keynes is the testbed for the Starship community of automated, driverless supply carts that are already taking groceries and different purchasing round.

They use public pavements and cross public highways. They’ve additionally been a serious hit in the course of the pandemic.

You tap an app on your phone and an empty electric car turns up wherever you happen to be, driven to you by a driver operating the thing remotely from a call centre in Estonia (pictured above)

You faucet an app in your cellphone and an empty electrical automotive turns up wherever you occur to be, pushed to you by a driver working the factor remotely from a name centre in Estonia (pictured above)

‘They’re really operated from a name centre in Estonia however everyone loves them,’ says Mr Marland, stating that his city and the realm round it’s house to the UK headquarters of automotive giants comparable to Volkswagen and Mercedes-Benz, to not point out a number of Components One groups (Silverstone racetrack is simply up the highway).

He additionally factors out that Milton Keynes is a mish-mash of contemporary grid-style streets, nation roads and Victorian terraces, so tech firms discover it a helpful testbed for each sort of driving state of affairs.

And innovation, he provides, is within the native DNA. ‘We do have Bletchley Park right here, don’t neglect,’ he says. 

There are mountains to climb when it comes to fine-tuning the expertise, roll-outs and public confidence, after all. 

Koosha factors out {that a} educated distant driver has higher all-round visibility than an actual individual in an actual driving seat, however he accepts that it’s nonetheless a serious problem for society to get its head spherical ghost automobiles.

The tempo of change, although, is exceptional. It was lower than 5 years in the past that 37-year-old Koosha — an Iranian-born Cambridge electrical engineering graduate — was working in Berlin and met Indian engineering whizz Sandip Gangakhedkar, 34, who got here up with the thought of a driverless cab-cum-car rent app and designed the system.

Now they’ve a workforce of traders who’ve already pumped a number of million into this, plus key backers — together with the UK Authorities’s Innovate programme — and a workers of 16.

I really feel an amazing pang of sympathy for the poor previous driver of the London cabbie as one more existential menace to that much-loved establishment looms into view.

However it should, not less than, be a reduction to not have to listen to him on the topic.