Gwyneth Paltrow wants Goop readers to know that she gets it — she is aware of how ‘ridiculous’ her gift guide selections can be, but that’s what makes them ‘awesome.’
So, the Goop gift guide’s ‘Ridiculous, but Awesome’ category was created. This year, it includes more than a million products, ranging from a Chanel sled for $10,500 to a child’s play gym for $37,290.
There are other bargains that will raise eyebrows too. For example, strawberries for $50 per pack of eight, and ‘psychic schools’ for only $33 per year.
The most shocking item is the eco-friendly floating “hotel suite” that costs $535,000.
In her bubble: Gwyneth paltrow’s annual Goop Gift Guide includes a “Ridiculous, but Awesome” category that contains some extremely unique and expensive ideas
Start saving! The most expensive item on the list is a $535,000 Anthénea pod, a 560-square-foot vessel that’s like the RV of yachts
Fancy, huh? They have a bed, a rooftop area for 12 people, and fiberglass windows that provide an underwater view.
Private flying is better than private. The eco-friendly boats can be small, but they are very luxurious.
They’re very affordable: While they’re popular in hotels as suites, you can also purchase them for individuals.
Goop says the guide includes ‘all the things you can’t believe exist — and absolutely have to have’ — though the average person would probably thing the ‘have to have’ is debatable.
The million-dollar-plus total for the entire list is mostly bouyed by the $535,000 Anthénea pod, a 560-square-foot vessel that’s like the RV of yachts.
They are often used as hotel suites but can also be bought by individuals.
Cartier Clash is second on the Goop List. [Un]Limited white gold and diamond watches, with a price tag of $393,000
While nothing else on this year’s list comes with a six-figure bill, it’s still splurge after splurge — like $37,290 for children’s indoor playground equipment from the brand Circu, which sells extravagant kids’ furniture.
This kiddie gymnasium is made Wood, velvet, and gold plating. Goop says it has ‘rich mother energy’, but it is more accurate to say that it indicates a rich mom wallet.
![Stop being poor! The second-priciest item on the Goop list is a Cartier Clash [Un]limited white gold and diamond watch, which has a staggering $393,000 price tag](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/11/03/14/50009467-10160997-image-a-25_1635950700944.jpg)
Stop being poor! A Cartier Clash is the second-pricier item on the Goop List. [Un]This limited edition white gold and diamond watch has a staggering price tag of $393,000
How can a junior live without one? A children’s indoor playground equipment from the brand Circu costs $37,290. Goop says it has ‘rich mom energy’
This snow bunny is for the most stylish! The Chanel sled is $10,500 for fashion-conscious people.
A monied look: Goop suggests putting $1,290 Gucci Triple S with GG Supreme sneakers and a $1,995 coat from singer Sia’s ILYKG collection under the tree
For the fashion and designer-brand obsessed, there’s a $10,500 Chanel sled, $1,290 Gucci Triple S with GG Supreme sneakers, and a $1,995 coat from Sia’s ILYKG Collection.
For $5,000, shoppers can also take Show Surgeon Creators Academy’s Air Jordan sneaker-making class, where they get a pair of sneakers they have to construct themselves.
Art fans have some options to choose from as well, including a $500 ‘Winter Rose Crytal Vessel’ by Literally Balling.
Goop spotlighted two coffee-table books for under-the tree giving. Both cost more than a pair if round-trip European flights.
‘Beyond Extravagance: A Royal Collection of Gems and Jewels’ from Assouline will set buyers back $2,250, even though there are no actual jewels included, just photos and a history of famous ones. Only 600 copies of the book have been made.
The $4,900 price tag for ‘Versailles: from Louis XIV and Jeff Koons (Special edition)’ is another coffee table book by Assouline. This one comes with an exclusive tour through Versailles, including rooms that aren’t open to the general public.
Are rich people OK? There are many options for art lovers, including a $500 Winter Rose Crytal Vessel’ by Literally Balling
Light reading: Goop spotlighted two coffee table books, including a $2,250 volume on gems (left) and another on Versaille for $4,900 (right)
‘Round the world: Travel ideas in the gift guide include a trip to Rajasthan, India to see tigers (pictured) and a trip to swim with sharks in Cape Town, South Africa
For the techie, there’s a $3,075 Vestaboard smart messaging display, which connects to a smartphone and computer and displays a customized message.
Goop also picked a few unique travel gifts — that with airfair, accomodations, activities, and meals are sure to total thousands of dollars each.
A trip is one of them. To Rajasthan, India, to see tigers. A stay in a treehouse hotel, Sweden, for $606 per day. The Home Alone 2 pacakge, at the Plaza Hotel, starts at $1,000 per night. You can also swim with sharks at Belmond Mount Nelson hotel, Cape Town, South Africa, where rates start at $500 per weekend.
However, the list does include a few gifts less than $100 like a $33/month psychic class and a $60/three month mystery-solving sub.
But at least one of those ‘bargains’ is still pretty over-the-top: Oishii berries, which are ‘rare and exceptional’ Japanese strawberries that cost $15 for a pack of three medium size, $50 for a pack of three large size, or $60 for a pack of six extra large ‘first flower’ berries.
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Extremely useful and necessary: For the techie, there’s a $3,075 Vestaboard smart messaging display, which connects to a smartphone and computer and displays a customized message
Oishii berries, which are rare and exceptional strawberries, cost $15 for three medium-sized, $50 for three large, and $60 for six extra large ‘first flowers’ berries.
Goop has ten gift guides, including lists for men, women and children.
That list — the ‘Forward-to-your-SO Gift Guide’ — includes some whoppers of its own, like a $1,025 Namu Home Goods wooden bowl that’s already sold out.
Livia Cetti created $565 handcrafted paper flowers for The Green Vase. They come in a terracotta container. Goop recommends these flowers as the most expensive, while a single stem of paper lilac can be purchased for $190.
Shoppers with a lot of money can spend up to $250 on a single cup or saucer by Richard Brendon.
This list is packed with wearable items, like $400 Suzie Kondi cashmere bloomers (and a matching $685 cardigan), $380 Hereu shearling slippers, an $18,500 Hermes Birkin bag, and several Chanel bags.
Paper for paper: Another category in the Goop gift guide includes $565 handmade paper flowers by artist Livia Cetti for The Green Vase
It seems that the wooden Namu Home Goods wooden box, valued at $1,025 is in high demand.
Enjoy! Shoppers with money to burn can even spend $250 on a single cup and saucer by Richard Brendon (left) or $380 on Hereu shearling slippers (right)
It was a good investment! This list includes wearable items such as $400 Suzie Kondi cashmere bloomers and a matching $685 cardigan.
Ice, ice and baby: There is plenty of expensive jewelry. The most expensive is a pair Vram earrings at $37,600 (left), followed by an emerald necklace by Fernando Jorge at $28,500.
There are many expensive jewelry options, but the most expensive is a pair $37,600 Vram earrings.
A $28,500 Fernando Jorge emerald chain, a $25,000. Robinson Pelham yellow and diamond bracelet, a $20.220 Nak Armstrong heart-shaped pendant neck, a $15.550 Anito Ko necklace, a $14.920 AS29 diamond necklace and a $6.800 Spinelli Kilcollin band will shock budget shoppers.
Meanwhile, the ‘Lover’s Gift Guide’ is all about sex, and is packed with lingerie, massage oils, and multiple vibrators.
Gwyneth and company recommend 10 vibrators, including one that creates’sucking feelings’ and two that come in a set of $299.
Love is in the air. The gift guide states that there is love in every corner, including the kitchen, bathroom, and nightstand.
Zaddy Christmas! Gwyneth wants Goop readers have lots of sex this holiday season so she packed a ‘lover’s’ gift guide with 55 items
Goop recommends 10 vibrators this year. This includes the $180 Lora Dicarlo Onda vibrator. Goop says it’makes an come-hither motion similar to a finger against a vaginal wall.
All the buzz! The Smile Makers The Poet vibrator, $129, and the Dame Products Pom Vibrator are also on the list.
Double the fun: The Womanizer Premium and the We-Vibe Chorus come packaged together in the $299 Womanizer Golden Moments Collection
You can use it as a solo or duo: The Goop Wellness DoubleSided Wand Vibrator, 95$
Goop staff selected 55 products that were meant to titillate. These range from a buttplug or a holistic coaching session.
Not all of the items are R-rated — there’s also wine, slippers, perfume, jewelry, flowers, cheese, and even a mug — but there are more than enough raunchy presents to raise eyebrows.
The guide includes ten vibrators in all, including the Womanizer Premium and the We-Vibe Chorus, which come packaged together in the $299 Womanizer Golden Moments Collection.
There’s also a pricey $180 Lora Dicarlo Onda vibrator, which Goop says ‘makes a come-hither motion like a finger against the vaginal wall.’
There’s also the $130 Le Wand Double Vibe, the $135 The Kit from Tabu — which includes a warming vibrator and a lube — and a $129 Smile Makers The Poet vibrator, which has air-pulsing technology to create sucking sensations.
The whole package! There’s also the $130 Le Wand Double Vibe, the $135 The Kit from Tabu — which includes a warming vibrator and a lube
Fancy and phallic The Goop Wellness Ultraplush Self Heating G-Spot Vibrator, $89 is one of the vibes on the list.
‘O’ so nice! The $130 Le Wand Double Vibe is also available.
Good vibrations: The We-Vibe Touch X, $99, is one of ten vibrators on the list
Other vibes on the list include the Goop Wellness Ultraplush Self-Heating G-Spot Vibrator, $89; the Goop Wellness Double-Sided Wand Vibrator, $95; the We-Vibe Touch X, $99; and the Dame Products Pom Vibrator, $95.
The kink doesn’t end there: There are plenty of other toys and accoutrements for bedroom exploration, including a $145 Kiki de Montparnasse butt plug made from stainless steel with a fluffy pom on the end.
There is a waiting list for the butt plug.
There is also a $24 lube called Personal Fav Whet Plant-Based Sex Serum, $45 massage oil called The Sex Stone, Pulse brand’s $199 lube warmer, a $250 Kiki de Montparnasse blindfold, and Province Apothecary Lover’s Kit, which for $34 comes with massage oil and sex oil.
There’s even an $89 ‘fur trimmer,’ which can actually be used to shave anywhere, as well as Goop Wellness’s $55 DTF supplement, which is made with fenugreek to ‘support healthy sexual arousal and desire in women.’
Stuff it! It can be stuff!
Slippery! Slippery!
Get warm! Goop: Heating up!
Take a chill pill: Gwyneth says Goop Wellness’s $55 DTF supplement was created because ‘it’s hard sometimes to turn off that alpha thing and get into sex mode’
Gwyneth states that they created the supplement to aid in a few ways. ‘We’re living in a world where we’re so busy, we have so many responsibilities, and it’s hard sometimes to turn off that alpha thing and get into sex mode.’
They also included Goop’s This Smells Like My Orgasm candle which retails for $75.
Fleur du Mal offers a complete collection of dress-up items, including a bra, $138; panties, $48, bustier at $258 and a garter belt at $138.
A $90 Kiki De Montparnasse bow can also be purchased, which can be attached either to panties or to a garter.
Celeste and Danielle’s holistic relationship coaching and sex coaching costs between $125 to $225. Michaela Boehm’s six-month online course, Awakening the Pleasure Body, is available for gift-giving at $399.
Kinky style: For dress-up, there’s a $90 Kiki de Montparnasse bow, which can be attached to panties or a garter (right) and a $250 Kiki de Montparnasse blindfold
Rub it on: Just $45 can buy a massage oil called The Sex Stone on Goop’s site
Keep it interesting: Province Apothecary Lover’s Kit, $34, includes massage oil and sex oils
Grooming tools
Goop also suggests a dozen oysters from Hump Island Oyster Company’s — ‘wanna shuck?’ they ask — and Guided by Glow’s sexual meditation app for $4 per month.
Gwyneth recently discussed her own sexual habits while promoting her new Netflix show, Sex, Love & Goop.
She stated that she sleeps naked most of the time and that she and Brad Falchuck are ‘big cuddlers’ with lots of skin to skin.
She also stated that she believes having an orgasm can help people sleep.
“With an orgasm you can relax. Get in your body. You can’t be thinking about anything else when you’re having an orgasm. You’re a total mammal at that point. It’s like Mary Oliver said: “You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves,”’ she said.